Tuesday 25th August

I have turned into a note-leaver. You know the type. Too spineless to tell their housemate to their face that they're a filthy cretin and therefore resorts to placing angry post-its in random places ("Clean your crap stains" on top of the toilet cistern, for example). 

My American housemate considers this a passive aggressive gesture and has thus far, like the others, ignored my pleas for a cleaner, greener household. The thing is- thanks to a spot of detective work, monitoring everyone's regularity- I know EXACTLY who the phantom shit and run is. Being the decent soul that I am, I didn't want to embarrass anyone by parading the evidence in their face, which is why I resorted to the note. 

If  I'm going to be patently ignored however, you leave me with no choice, roomies. Dirty protest. Think Irish POWs circa '78. In yoh face!

Passive aggressive, my backside. I'm bringing aggression to the frontline biactches!